This writer hates writing about herself.
But if she must, she will write about her sharp editorial eye and incisive prose.
She might explain she's worked with clients in many verticals – hospitality and tourism, food and entertainment, beauty, tech.
She'll say she enjoys creating verbal identities (she may divulge her dream of naming the next Blackberry).
She will certainly talk about the world-class products she's working on for creative people, and their brand voices she built from the ground up.
She won't mention her poetry and personal essays.
She will toy around with a closing paragraph that works in a playful call-to-action. Something about how she does in fact enjoy writing about herself, but not as much as she likes writing about you.
She will use the line, toss and turn all night in profound humiliation, and delete it in the morning.
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